The Joys of Motherhood

I am like wonder woman and a fairy god mother all in one!

I can grow a child, feed and keep them alive- make them giggle and smile... but what is the most amazing thing I can do? I can sense when trouble arises, before the call for help is made... before the bat signal is sent.. I can catch poop in a wipe without making a mess- I can catch vomit in my hand before getting on clothes...and if a stain happens- I can make it disappear!... I can sleep 2 to 3 hours at a time and still run the household and lives of us all... all while taking a minute to catch the highlights on this blog!

I can make an elf "fly" when he falls to the ground and swoop him back into place in a matter of seconds without anyone seeing! Sophie slept in till 8am, and when I went up to get her this morning, I made sure Fisbee had returned from the North Pole last night...

"Where is him?- Where is him??? Momma where is that guy.... Momma I cant find him!!!!" The funny part of this.. I couldn't either... poor little guy took a 4 foot tumble to the ground! I panicked as she ran by me looking for him- she cant see anyone touch him- and he cant sit on the ground for the day without getting touched.... so the cat provided the right distraction as I willed him to fly and find a new spot to sit in for the day...
"Momma my little guy didn't come back last night!"

"Sure he did Sophie, we just have to look harder..." as I helped guide him into a sitting position on a ledge on the stairway hoping he wouldn't fall again..."

"Oh My GOODNESS (you have to hear the tone change and drawl she uses on this) there he is.. I FOUND HIM... YEAH SOPHIE!!!"

We sat and talked about Fisbee and his magical powers, why he watches our family and how he flies back to see Santa each night...

"Did he ask Santa if he will pet my animals???...... Why is he wearing mittens and a hat?"

Fisbee talks really low and has an accent that she cant hear or understand, so I listened to his answers and translated for her... and Santa did say he would pet all of her animals, even the rabbits and chicken!

Off to start the day... and after waking up a bit the demon within my toddler started to rise.. hoping the timeout I gave the demon would exercise it out of her....

Nope... not completely yet.... he is testing Fisbee's powers...